Nobody likes a Fatty in 2009

So my mom and I were watching General Hospital the other day and I discovered the newest and latest fitness craze coming to a Whore House near you.

Look how happy these girl look! Here is the deal, you go home, call the number I cant post or I get sued, they will help you install the hooker pole er...fitness pole, and then youre skinny.

These girls are doing the "Just Teasing" chapter of the workout video. My sister is REALLY good at this section ( I taught her how to use a boa).


After you've securely installed your metal schlong to the sealing, you can you slip in the Pole Collection strategically split into three skank levels:

Beginner Pole: No experience required, all you need some Crisco for your shaft and the ability to dislocate your jaw.


Intermediate Pole: Work what your mama gave you in a full dance routine!

Pole Fit aka Master Pole: Learn " a whole new way to use your pole."


The success stories really do look legit Jeanne went from a size 18 to a size 8 from using the tapes (and vomiting in her toilet every night). *allegedly*

I am putting my tape in now, I cant wait until Flirty Girl Fitness comes out with a Jenna Jameson routine.

(photos courtesy of flirty girl fitness)